Is it safe to say the people employed near Big Ben in London are....
....working around the clock?
The work on Big Ben is meant to take 3 years.
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
The project to restore Big Ben was a bit behind schedule, so the construction company put on a third shift...
Men are now working around the clock.
Big Ben Currently Under Construction (From r/funny)
I heard that Big-Ben workers get paid very well.
They work around the clock.
The designer of Big Ben finally released a book on his accomplishments.
It's about time.
Why is a good cook like Big Ben?
Because they both never forget the thyme.
The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..
I miss you rope.
Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?
One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.
What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
Big Ben Dover.
Went to Disney World with my girlfriend
We saw a parade that had Peter Pan with a float of Big Ben, and it was moving pretty quick for a parade float.
I turn to my girlfriend and say: "looks like that clocks running a little fast."
I'm not a Dad yet, but I feel like I'll be good at it.
The architect of Big Ben must have been exhausted
They were working around the clock
Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...
That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.
What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...
"If you have the inclination, I have the time."
