I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"

I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?

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My friend said he could bend his big toe.

I told him to do it.

He had his shoes on so he said:"I don't want to shoe off"

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📅︎ Oct 19 2017
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