I used to eat watches and clocks for every meal, but I had to stop.
It was too time consuming.
Whats the best time on a clock?
i tried to eat a clock yesterday.
It was quite time consuming.
Guys! They finally made a story about clocks!
Before the clock strikes midnight on december 31st be sure to lift your left leg
That way you will start off the new year on the right foot
I havent read a book in ages. So i decided to start with a book of how clocks work.
Just saw that joke about eating a clock for the umpteenth time. Finally decided to try eating a clock myself, but now I'm freaking out.
I think I picked up a nervous tic.
Don't ever try eating a clock if you're in a hurry
Last night I ate a clock
It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.
Why are clocks so good at maths?
Because every second counts.
Why did The conservative get rid of his alarm clock?
Because every morning it wanted him to get woke
The most important thing to me is my alarm clock
It’s what gets me out of bed in the morning
How does a clock get fat?
It gains weight OVER TIME
Why did the clock get fat?
It kept going for seconds.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
I buy a new clock every time a new social movement forms.
Because the times, they are a-changin'.
I was thrown on a pile of clocks
Why do they call it a grandfather clock?
Why should you never believe a clock?
It usually has second hand information
My most enlightening appliance is my alarm clock.
Whenever it rings, I get woke!
Why do Redditors hate clocks?
Cause every second they Tik Tok.
Just found myself with problems in the bathroom as the clock struck 12...
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
Did you hear about the new song by Olivia Newton John about clocks?
Let's get digital, digital.
I ate a clock once
It didn’t taste too bad, but it was time consuming...
I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.
It’s spends all day doing tik toks.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
Yesterday I ate a clock...
It was pretty time consuming
(Let me know if this has been posted before and I will remove it)
What kind of time doesn’t need a clock?
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.
He is in for a rude awakening.
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
Do these clock hands tic?
Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we “would be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”
I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?
Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I took my Clock to see the doctor
one arm is shorter than the other
Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes
Make sure that your left leg is up before the clock hits midnight tomorrow.
That way you start 2021 on the right foot.
Yesterday, I ate a clock.
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
Before the clock strikes midnight on December 31st be sure to lift your left leg.
That way you will start the new year off on the right foot.
I used to eat clocks
But it’s to time consuming
Yesterday I ate a clock
It was so good I went back for seconds
What is the best time on the clock?
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
Don’t, it’s very time consuming
What is the downside to eating a clock?
Why shouldn't you eat a clock
I ate a clock today
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds
Hey guys I ate a clock
It was pretty time consuming
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He’s in for a rude awakening.
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