Why should you never believe a clock?
It usually has second hand information
Why did the clock get fat?
It kept going for seconds.
Yesterday, I ate a clock.
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds.
Why do Redditors hate clocks?
Cause every second they Tik Tok.
I used to eat clocks
But it’s to time consuming
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It's very time consuming.
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
My wife didn’t like my idea to market a line of belts with little clocks built into the buckle.
She said it was a waist of time.
I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.
It’s spends all day doing tik toks.
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What is the best time on the clock?
I ate a clock once
It didn’t taste too bad, but it was time consuming...
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.
He is in for a rude awakening.
What kind of time doesn’t need a clock?
Yesterday I ate a clock...
It was pretty time consuming
(Let me know if this has been posted before and I will remove it)
What is the downside to eating a clock?
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
Recent father. Yesterday my wife told me we “would be having dinner at around 6:30, 7 o’clock”
I told her I might be running late and asked if we could make it 6:38 instead?
Do these clock hands tic?
I took my Clock to see the doctor
one arm is shorter than the other
Researchers are studying beavers when clocks were put in their homes
The longest hand on a clock is always the oldest
Do these clock hands tick? 🤔
What did the tick say to the clock?
What are you tocking about?
Have I not yet told you my summary about the history of clocks?
What did digital clock say to Grandfather clock?
"Look Grandpa, no hands!"
Have you ever tried eating a clock?
It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I finally thought of a clock joke
What did they call the London clock tower after it started leaning off to the side?
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz'n shine..
I'm in the process of adjusting the clocks in my house
Now all my rooms but the kitchen sync.
You know the worst thing about eating clocks?
Finally finished my book about clocks and what we use them for
Yesterday I ate a clock
It was so good I went back for seconds
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
Don’t, it’s very time consuming
I ate a clock today
It was very time consuming, especially when I went back for seconds
Why shouldn't you eat a clock
Hey guys I ate a clock
It was pretty time consuming
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He’s in for a rude awakening.
What does the clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What is the downside to eating a clock
Its time consuming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever tried eating an alarm clock?
I wouldn't recommend it, it's very time consuming.
What's the downside to eating a clock?
Yesterday I ate a clock
It was very time consuming!
6:30 is the best time on a clock
What’s the downside of eating a clock?
It’s very time consuming.
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