I suck at whistling.

That's probably why.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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I guess I just blow at whistling
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I told my grandfather than I suck at whistling.

He said "That's why!"

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Ah whistling

It takes my breath away

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Whistling with my dad

in the car:

I wistle a random tune,

Dad: Hey! I know that song!

me: You do?

I'm confused because it was just a random tune.

dad: yea, it's the one that sounds like this wistles the same tune

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While whistling a tune at work today...

My colleague says: Stop that! I can't stand George Michael.

Me: Sorry, I'm such a Careless Whisteler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aquasulis
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Dad on my whistling

Was playing Zelda on my 3DS and I started to whistle the over-world theme. He responds with "What's the deal? Have you been eating birdseed?"

I literally had no response.

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A whistle pun

I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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How do flowers whistle?

With their tulips.

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My band only plays dog whistles

You have probably never heard us

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I'm sorry for this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chattyalexander
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She does the whistle tone!
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside the house today and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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Whistles
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Why did the referee blow a whistle on a chicken?

Because it was a fowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elemental_Xenon
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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How did the Gardener blow a whistle

He used his tulips

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I blow into a dog whistle every time I see the sun setting

It's always nice to end the day on a high note

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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My issue with whistles!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wildwindsurfer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Whistle for the wifi passwo- oh
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What was wrong with the wooden car?

It wooden go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Whistle
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I don't know why it wooden't work
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I can brush my teeth and whistle at the same time

He then proceeds to take out his dentures, brushes them and whistles.

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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it!

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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance

Unfortunately she blew it

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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle. I bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden let me whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsdiaVooperia
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I recently bought a wooden whistle...

...but it wooden whistle...

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

Unfortunately, she blew it!

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I warned my kid for the last time not to use the whistle when he’s inside the house.

Unfortunately he blew it.

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I bought a Wooden Whistle

But it wooden whistle

So I Bought a steel whistle

But it steel wooden whistle

So I Bought a lead whistle

But it steel wooden lead me whistle

So I Bought a copper whistle

But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle

So I bought a tin whistle

Now I can whistle

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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle.

But it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle.

But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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I warned my daughter about blowing her whistle inside and gave her one last chance...

But she blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
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My boss warned me that I shouldn’t blow the whistle in the office anymore. He gave me one last chance.

But unfortunately, I blew it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varun_chakilam
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I warned my daughter about using her whistle inside and gave her one last chance.

Unfortunately, she blew it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kennyj2369
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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I bought a wooden whistle

But it wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and now I tin whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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I bought a wooden whistle but it wooden whistle.

So i bought a steel whistle but it steel wooden whistle. Then i bought a lead whistle but it still wooden lead me whistle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnr_jinx
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I made a wooden whistle...

...but it wooden whistle.

So I made a steel whistle, but...

It steel wooden whistle. :(

Finally I made a tin whistle.

And now I tin whistle! πŸ˜€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatFinkEd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/giraffterparty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2016
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle

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