My wife sighed, "Why does everything have to be a game with you?"

"An excellent question sweetheart!" I said. "But next time, please use the buzzer!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2017
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My daughter screeched, β€œDaaaaaaaad!! Can't you just be serious for once?! Why does everything have to be a game with you!?”

I replied, β€œAn excellent question, my dear!! But next time, please use the buzzer!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Jeopardy clue: A two letter word for a direction away from the ground

buzzer "What is up?"

"Not much, what's up with you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkshaddow42
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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My wife stared icily at me and grumbled, β€œWhy does everything have to be a game with you?!”

I shouted, β€œAn excellent question, my dear! But next time, please use the buzzer!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2018
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