A man is incomplete until he’s married.

Then he’s finished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.

I asked about it once and he said β€œI like to bill them later.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yumi_arizona
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JP-Seven
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate conclusions from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/welfarewonders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Before I met my wife, I felt incomplete.

Now I feel finished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I backed out of a challenge I issued my friend to a game of pool on my incomplete table.

I realised I didn’t have the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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β€œCake Day” karma grab attempt: there are 2 kinds of people in the world: those that can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you get when you cross a dad joke, a rhetorical question and an incomplete..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RamboKambo
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Went to pick something up for my friends 25th whilst in Canada but I could only find cards with incomplete slogans..

I’m sure he’d be okay with a card that said β€˜Happy Birthd’, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/badluckxam
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I just picked up a used trampoline online! It's incomplete but I got it for free!

No springs attached!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackjackCoolio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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Do you know why I invest in incomplete kitchen utensil sets?

For the most part, they're whisk-free.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2014
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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.

It was about time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jman580517
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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It went from tri-weekly to try weakly.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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How to fall down the stairs

Step 1

Step 2

Step 3

Step 6

Step 12

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_BBYGRL_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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What do you call a square missing a side

An incomplete meal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicboi6
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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I sometimes speak in complete sentences.

Other times, incomplete sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whirlycurl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What did Kurt GΓΆdel's wife say to him on their anniversary?

You incomplete me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I used to be a complete idiot.

But then, I lost a leg, wisened up and became an incomplete idiot.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xandros91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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There are two types of people, those that can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sykadelik_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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There are two types of people: 1.) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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There are only two types of people. Those, who can extrapolate incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fakt_adolf
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScreamingHawk
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate results from incomplete data and...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/catonmyshoulder69
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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There are only two types of people in the world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Backlog_Overflow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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There are two kinds of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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There are two types of people in this world.
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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There are two types of people in this world. 1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data,
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who extrapolate on incomplete data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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There are two types of people in the world , those who can extrapolate on incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BooshV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can Extrapolate on incomplete data...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/panXaXe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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There are 2 types of people in the world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/revgmoney
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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There are two kinds of people

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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There are two kinds of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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There are 2 types of people in this world:
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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There are two types of people in this world.

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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There are 2 types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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There are two types of people
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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There are two types of people
  1. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bionicbob321
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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There are two types of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate answers from incomplete information...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quickdrawwillis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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There are two types of people in this world:
  1. those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brentobot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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There are two kinds of people...

those who can extrapolate on incomplete data sets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Besthater
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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There are two types of people in this world

Those who can extrapolate on incomplete data,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObnoxiousCalliope
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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There are two types of people in this world:

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dakotaequalsyes
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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There are two kinds of Scientists in the world:

those who can extrapolate from incomplete data....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvmaHaus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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There are two kinds of people in this world:

Those who extrapolate information from incomplete sentences

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πŸ‘€︎ u/princemacgyver
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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