Big shout out to my fingers...

I can always count on them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

Stolen from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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A woman suddenly in labor shouts, shouldn’t! wouldn’t! couldn’t! didn’t! can’t! The doctor says "don't worry."

β€œThose are just contractions.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DukeStamina
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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β€œWell, this thing’s all screwed!” Wife shouts as the leg breaks off my handmade dining table today.

β€œDang!” I replied. β€œI really thought I’d nailed it.”

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.

I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Shout-out to all the sidewalks

They've really kept me off the streets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordofthstrings
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. β€œKobe!” I shout. β€œNo.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...

Thanks for every ting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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I like to shout out to the people who...

...don't know what the opposite of in is!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WyteRyno
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.

It was a grate idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Just a quick shout out to my favorite Jewish bread.

Challah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks

For keeping me off the streets

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Shout out to everyone who asks

What's the opposite of 'in'?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.

It means alot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Just a shout out to all my hoes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!

I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Little boy doing his home work shouts to his dad. Where are the Andes dad?

The boys father says straight away:- Ask your mum she puts everything away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AVeryCredibleHulk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"

The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest

But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DearGrocery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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After showing my wife a stain on my shirt, she said I should put some Shout on it.

So I screamed at my shirt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KremDeLaFarts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?

Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeΓ© for that!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TACKYTUESDAY
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".

It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone

it wasn't aloud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sooblek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Shout out to all the homies streamable.com/hgilc5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheeeeeez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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A shout out to Locksmiths.....

.... the original key workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mole83
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.

But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Y0ur_Mum_
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Shout out to the guy that makes these sausages

In my heart, he'll always be a wiener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vvt2003
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Shout out to all those people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.

Edit: if you’re wondering if I hate myself for saying this, I do... but it’s pretty funny. Thank you for enjoying it as well!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghamy300
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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My boyfriend and I were shopping for stain remover; he wanted Shout.

I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conflicted_802
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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can we give a shout out to sidewalks?

Cuz' they really helped to keep me off the streets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandschain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, β€œHey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”

The other man responds, β€œYou are on the other side of the river.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suuuuuuuure
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2016
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Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/loathespam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Knock knock. Who's there? Shout. Shout who?

WHO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Shout-out to all the paranoid people

You're not alone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gniddub
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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Shout out to whoever made the word plethora.

It means a lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Veggiematic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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A big shout out

Shout out to all the people who dont know what the opposite of in is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecobs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"

The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Shout out

to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LexaTerkes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Humeon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark30322
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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