Big shout out to my fingers...
I can always count on them!
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
A woman suddenly in labor shouts, shouldn’t! wouldn’t! couldn’t! didn’t! can’t! The doctor says "don't worry."
“Those are just contractions.”
Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".
“Well, this thing’s all screwed!” Wife shouts as the leg breaks off my handmade dining table today.
“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”
Spicy Mexican food always makes me shout.
I like to holla "PAIN, YO!"
Shout-out to all the sidewalks
They've really kept me off the streets
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
I like to shout out to the people who...
...don't know what the opposite of in is!
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
Just a quick shout out to my favorite Jewish bread.
I just want to give a shout out to sidewalks
For keeping me off the streets
Shout out to everyone who asks
What's the opposite of 'in'?
Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.
Just a shout out to all my hoes.
Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!
I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....
Little boy doing his home work shouts to his dad. Where are the Andes dad?
The boys father says straight away:-
Ask your mum she puts everything away.
Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
After showing my wife a stain on my shirt, she said I should put some Shout on it.
So I screamed at my shirt.
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeé for that!!
Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".
It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.
I once whispered to myself in a shout-only zone
A shout out to Locksmiths.....
.... the original key workers.
My friends shout at me when I steal their kitchen utensils.
But that's a whisk that I'm willing to take.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
Shout out to the guy that makes these sausages
In my heart, he'll always be a wiener
Shout out to all those people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Edit: if you’re wondering if I hate myself for saying this, I do... but it’s pretty funny. Thank you for enjoying it as well!
My boyfriend and I were shopping for stain remover; he wanted Shout.
I said, "Why Shout, when we can Resolve it instead?"
can we give a shout out to sidewalks?
Cuz' they really helped to keep me off the streets
A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”
The other man responds, “You are on the other side of the river.”
Shout out to my tonsils! I feel lumps in my throat just thinking about them.
Knock knock. Who's there? Shout. Shout who?
Shout-out to all the paranoid people
Shout out to whoever made the word plethora.
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
A big shout out
Shout out to all the people who dont know what the opposite of in is.
A bloke wakes up in hospital after an operation and shouts "Doctor I cant feel my legs"
The doctor said i know we chopped your arms off.
Shout out
to the people who don't know what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!
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