Shout out to whoever created the word "plethora".
“Well, this thing’s all screwed!” Wife shouts as the leg breaks off my handmade dining table today.
“Dang!” I replied. “I really thought I’d nailed it.”
A woman suddenly in labor shouts, shouldn’t! wouldn’t! couldn’t! didn’t! can’t! The doctor says "don't worry."
“Those are just contractions.”
Shout-out to all the sidewalks
They've really kept me off the streets
A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...
A shout out to the guy who played the triangle with our band for the last few years...
I like to shout out to the people who...
...don't know what the opposite of in is!
Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.
Shout out to the people asking what the opposite of in is.
Patient in hospital bed shouts to the doctor. Doctor Doctor I cant feel my legs!
I know that the doctor said; We have amputated your arms....
Shout out to the guy who came up with the word plethora.
Little boy doing his home work shouts to his dad. Where are the Andes dad?
The boys father says straight away:-
Ask your mum she puts everything away.
Shout out to the guy who just got a third strike in baseball.
If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
What did the wig shop owner shout at the thief as they ran out of the store with one of the hair pieces?
Hey!! GET BACK HERE!!! You need toupeé for that!!
Shout-out to the person who came up with the word "plethora".
It really means a lot to me. Well, to a lot of people, really.
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
Shout out to the guy that makes these sausages
In my heart, he'll always be a wiener
Big shout out to all the sidewalks for keeping me off the streets!
Shout out to all those people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Edit: if you’re wondering if I hate myself for saying this, I do... but it’s pretty funny. Thank you for enjoying it as well!
Shout-out to all the paranoid people
A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, “Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?”
The other man responds, “You are on the other side of the river.”
Shout-out to sidewalks for keeping us off the streets
Whats the opposite of shout out?
My girlfriend is a sheep farmer. When she starts to have orgasms, she wants me to shout the names of local movie showplaces.
She likes coming to a theater near ewe.
Shout out to all the folks from Australia, great people.
Bunch of Joeys over there.
Shout out to the wife who is asking where her husband is going!
The secret service agents no longer shout "get down!" anymore.
They shout "Donald, duck!"
Shout-out to all the dads!
I came to realize that dad jokes are often bad because they are actual original content. Dad's sacrifice their dignity by constantly trying to make jokes and once in a while a good one is made and used by the family members who take all the credit!
Shout out to the people who only know half of the Hokey Cokey
What will the Secret Service shout if someone tries to shoot Trump?
Shout out to the partially deaf
Shout out to whoever made the word plethora.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to the people who are wondering what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to people who don't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to anyone who doesn't know what the opposite of in is
Shout out to the people who don’t know what the opposite of in is.
Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of "in" is.
Shout out to the people
asking what the opposite of in is.
I'd like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks out there...
... For keeping me off the streets.
You should shout back to people who don't know what the opposite of front is
Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.
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