Watchful lifeguard
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πŸ‘€︎ u/falcon2op
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjohnny83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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This lifeguard tried his best to rescue a hippie

But he was just too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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A Roman Lifeguard on duty:

See Caesar, Beware the tides of March!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fladavpam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What do you call a gay lifeguard?

Flambuoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickle_mateo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.

I thought to myself, β€œDang, hydrogen is powerful”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obscure_Things
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Is there a lifeguard around?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS327
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you call an asshole lifeguard?

Son of a beach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie??

(I’m stoned hippie voice)

Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biga42008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Lifeguards are not trained to be fishermen...

But to be fishers of men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LindFang
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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I use to be a lifeguard, until some blue kid got me fired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why is it too hard for lifeguards to save hippies?

They're too far out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TintinDaSaila
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Where does Frankenstein lifeguard?

Lake Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iZacAsimov
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too Far Out, Man πŸ€™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabbahtheslut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?

He was far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinh313
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHeroicOnion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too faarrr out, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atoterrano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy ?

He was too far out man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippy?

Because he was too far out man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedllama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colepatrick1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Why did the lifeguard not rescue the hippy?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunit5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexagon_papers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cancervixen831
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard get the hippie

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PAPAjakesOBAMA_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

Because he was too far out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out, man.

[xpost from r/AskReddit]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Enzo595
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hexyl68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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What did the lifeguard say to the drowning hippie?

You're too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmacker14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2016
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Why did the lifeguard not try to save the drowning hippie?

Because he was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pryxkiran
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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