A list of puns related to "Championships"
I took gold, silver and bronze.
Too bad it’s Payperview
Good players are hard to find.
It’s on Paperview
It’ll be on paper view.
It’s on paper view.
I beat the raining champion.
He kept raisin the bar
It's on paperview
He was known only as the Manila Folder!!
... But good players are hard to find.
Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
Mortal Wombat
He's great at folding under pressure.
That was one Superb Owl.
Called Wimpledon, of course.
Anyone know if there's a highlight program?
I replied, “I don’t think we can do that.”
My son asked, “Why not?”
“Because it’s paper view...”
He was at the Pinochle of his career...
'Bout 9:19 left in the 3^(rd) Quarter. I know Cheesy.
Talking about the size of the screen at Dallas Stadium
Me: I still can't get over it.
Him: Well that's because its too tall.
My dad doesn't offer many "dad jokes" so this was a special moment.
Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!
"Wow, they must not wipe well."
They found him dead the next day, drowned in his own tee-pee.
It will be on Paperview.
It’s on Paperview!
It’s on paperview.
They're on paperview.
It's on paper view.
but it was only on paper view
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