I used to be a judge for the world orchestra championships, but I quit because too many of them were coming out with outlandish sob stories to win me over...

Always trying to get the symphony vote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T33NW01F
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Watched the origami world championships last night,

It was on pay-per-view.

Bit of a scam though,

Both teams folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BathToaster99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I was lucky enough to witness the first narcoleptic contestants ever to compete at the World Pie Eating Championship.

They were pioneers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnome-mad
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships...

I took gold, silver and bronze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I've been trying to organise the World Hide and Seek Championships...

Good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.

It’ll be on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!

I beat the raining champion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why did the grape get disqualified from the limbo championship

He kept raisin the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thugnaps
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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This year’s World Origami Championship was won by a masked man from the Philippines.

He was known only as the Manila Folder!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rgapinski
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I want to start a championship winning hide-and-seek team...

... But good players are hard to find.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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What do you call an all marsupial fighting championship?

Mortal Wombat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wackyzebra43
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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A Catholic High School had a legendary American football team. Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily…

Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.

Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.

One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.

As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.

The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:

No Offense, Nun Taken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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My friend just won the world championship of competitive origami.

He's great at folding under pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I just won the World Attic Championship as I received my prize, I held my trophy a loft.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I saw a bird play in a Football Championship Game once.

That was one Superb Owl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/da_one1morelight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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I feel like there should be an all-nuns tennis championship...

Called Wimpledon, of course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calingaladha
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night....

Anyone know if there's a highlight program?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Winning performance of the 2015 "Pun Off' World Championship [judges scored it 40/40] youtube.com/watch?v=euLwL…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kosmozoan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What did they say about the card player after he won the championship?

He was at the Pinochle of his career...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FloatyMcBoatface
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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Anyone know what time the Packers play for the NFC Championship?

'Bout 9:19 left in the 3^(rd) Quarter. I know Cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RemotelyClever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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So I was watching the CFB National Championship game with my dad and he hit me with this.

Talking about the size of the screen at Dallas Stadium

Me: I still can't get over it.

Him: Well that's because its too tall.

My dad doesn't offer many "dad jokes" so this was a special moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiger21SoN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2015
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The new Chinese athlete at the World Athletics Championships

Listening to the BBC coverage when the presenter said it was time to see Who Won What. I told my son and wife "Ah yes, the promising young Chinese athlete". The groaning is my victory!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooders
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2015
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Watching a Halloween Baking Championship with my dad when one contestant says 3 of her children have aspergers...

"Wow, they must not wipe well."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smackrobot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2015
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(LINK) Article about the World Pun Championships: We have found our king!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTapedHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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Did you hear about the native American who won the world tea drinking championship?

They found him dead the next day, drowned in his own tee-pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheopilusP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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The national Origami Championship is on television tonight.

It's on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alunde05ps
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I wanted to watch the world championship of origami on tv

but it was only on paper view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyBlueCat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I wanted to watch the world origami championships yesterday..

But it was only on paper view

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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