A list of puns related to "Playoff"
He had a rooting interest.
Grandpa: Who caught that touchdown?
Me: Cobb, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Doesn't he have a relation named, Corn?
collective silence and groan from rest of family
This guy. We may have the NFL's Dad Joke MVP.
Friend: Oh that's so cool they have a stealth bomber flying in.
Me: Where I don't see it.
Got some awesome home-made pesto from my parents. They'd been at it for a few hours before I got there from work, just in time help pluck the last batch of basil and get some to eat. Tell my sister she should charge my mom $1 an hour for her help in making the pesto.
Dad pipes in with "Good thing it wasn't corn, or you'd owe her a buck-an-ear".
They mentioned the weather and the wind, and I asked "Did they say there was a Drew Breeze?"
Brother: If Chelsea had to play versus Man. City in a playoff, I'd buy a ticket instead of saving for a car (soccer teams)
Me: Those tickets would be like.. £70 a piece
Dad: Man, that's a heavy ticket
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