A pun for my final protect title
Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
How did the big hairy gay man pass his final exams?
He was smarter than the average bear.
Went to visit my grandpa's final resting place and he left a message for me on his tombstone. I couldn't make out what it was.
It was a very cryptic message.
If Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII was involved with politics, he’d be a republican.
There are two possibilities for words that mean "final part" or "smaller amount".
The possibilities are: end, less.
What did Jesus the Interior Decorator say in his final moments?
Did you hear the one about the Mexican Magician? He announced to his audience: "For my final illusion, I will make myself vanish on the count of three…"
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
The origami semi-finals are airing soon.
You can watch it on Paperview
Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
Van Gogh's final resting state was in...
A man takes his seat at a football world cup final. He looks to his left and notices that there is a spare seat between himself and the next guy.
MAN: "Who would ever miss the world cup final?"
GUY: "That was my wifes seat. We have been to the last five world cup finals together, but sadly she passed away."
MAN: "That's terrible, but couldn't you have brought another family member, friend or someone else with you?"
GUY: "No...They are all at her Funeral!"
My sarcastic teacher handed back my final exam..
I was told I was intelligen’t
A Spanish magician prepares the audience for his final trick...
He yells "UNO!"
The crowd falls silent in anticipation.
"DOS!"
Everyone's eyes are wide, laser focused on the preformer.
Then, the magician vanishes... without a tres.
Today I learned I will assume my final form and will he becoming a dad in December.
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
I've never lost a World Series finals.
Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.
The final four letters in the word “queue” aren’t silent...
They’re just waiting their turn...
For my English final, I had to compose a lyric poem marked by exaltation of feeling and style, varying length of line, and complexity of stanza forms.
I happily hummed as I attached the final arm to my dead girlfriends torso...
Final fantasy dad jokes 101:
Gladio: dog sure can track a scent
Ignis: certainly nose how to find us
Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks “I wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says “maybe Norway?” My final friend asks “do you thinks she’s Finnish?”
I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
[OC] The Final, Most Essential Command
Why did Rudolph get in trouble for his final report card marks?
The Final Frontier is damper than I expected.
The teacher called me out in front of the whole class for cheating on the final and took away my A+.
Hhahahahaha this was on my final i am funny
So I hear they're coming out with another sequel to Undertale, but this time, the final boss is an extinct giant shark.
His boss battle theme will be called Megalodonia.
My Great Uncle's Final Words
My great uncle just passed on Sunday. The family had known for a few days it was near the end. His family gathered around him on his death bed, with some flying in from other states to say their goodbyes.
"Dad," says his daughter, "[Grandson] flew in from San Francisco just to see you."
My great uncle woke up for moment and said, "Boy, his arms must be tired."
Those were his last words.
I just took off my backpack after my very last college final.
Boy, was that a weight off my shoulders.
Edit: I actually am finally about to graduate, so I’m happy even if you don’t like my joke!
What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?
Everytime I open a bag of M&Ms it's like the final question in a round of Mastermind...
.... I've started, so I'll finish.
I got another letter from a lawyer today that read final notice!
I'm glad he won't be bothering me anymore!
I'm in the Masterchef Final
The steaks have never been higher
A respiratory therapist is on his death bed and his wife asks him what his final wishes were...
He replies, "I want to be cremated, there will be no coffin at my funeral"
Did you hear about the final round of the Artist Competition?
What did the death row prisoner request as his final meal?
I made it to the final round of the Art Competition, but didn’t win.
It turned out to be a draw.
Figured you guys might enjoy my final Inktober drawing!
For my final exam in piloting school, they had me fly a shipment of paint to its destination.
I passed with flying colors.
Genie: What is your final wish? Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
Genie: What is your final wish?
Boy: I wish I were you.
Genue: weurd but alrught.
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