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Gymnasts Puns

A list of puns related to "Gymnasts"

How did the gymnast banana injure itself?

By doing the splits.

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👤︎ u/rossdabose
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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What does a cannibal call a gymnast?

A well balanced breakfast

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👤︎ u/kingsquidington
📅︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why did the cannibal eat the gymnast?

Because they wanted a well balanced diet.

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👤︎ u/Pandas-are-the-worst
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?

Ariel

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👤︎ u/shercroft
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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What happened to the alcoholic gymnast?

They were prone to rolling blackouts.

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👤︎ u/TheCochMan
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?

She did splits well!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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I would tell you a pun about gymnasts, but...

It’s a bit of a stretch...

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👤︎ u/yaboiBungle
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Did you hear about the gymnast with narcolepsy

He’s slept on

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👤︎ u/breno1015
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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Gymnasts make really accomodating girlfriends.

They’ll bend over backwards.

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👤︎ u/danielpauljohns
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Why Don't Gymnasts Use Towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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👤︎ u/IamSchrute25
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Was the gymnast born loose and limber?

No, he was taut.

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👤︎ u/slawthe
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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What kind of phone does an Olympic Gymnast use?

A flip phone!

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👤︎ u/Ashtehstampede
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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What do you call A Scottish gymnast?

A tumbling tumble-tweed.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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Why do gymnasts never season their food in the winter?

Because they only like summer salts.

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👤︎ u/dora-y-me-fasolatido
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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A gymnast walks into a bar

"ouch"

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👤︎ u/wabahoo_on_you
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.

They really bend over backwards for their country.

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👤︎ u/purrhams_hat
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What do you call a gymnast that can't read well?

Dysflexic!

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👤︎ u/joelnodxd
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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US Gymnast Christopher Brooks is suspended
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👤︎ u/DulceyDooner
📅︎ Nov 04 2016
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I went on a date once with a gymnast.

I thought she’d be head-over-heels but she flipped out.

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👤︎ u/devnodegree
📅︎ Aug 21 2018
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When I was young I wanted to be a Gymnast

But you had to practically bend over backwards for the class instructor

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👤︎ u/MrHipHopSupaFly
📅︎ Aug 10 2018
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If a smart gymnast does a somersault, what does a dumb gymnast do?

An imbesault

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👤︎ u/JRR____Tokin
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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Why don’t gymnasts use towels?

Cause they tumble dry...

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👤︎ u/IamSchrute25
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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