The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call a Japanese swordfish?

A KaTUNA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunchBox3188
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What's mightier than the swordfish?

A pen-guin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
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Son: Mom, what is a swordfish? Mom: you’ve never seen a swordfish?

Dad: Don’t be silly, swords can’t fish!

(Overheard at a restaurant by a very proud of himself Dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leslie_knope_2020
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My sister was moving her TV into her house, and i said,

”Careful, that tv is SHARP!” since it was a sharp branded TV

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I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...

... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.

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What do you call a psychic midget who is wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blenderhead36
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2014
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The swordfish has few predators in the wild.

Except for the rare penfish, which is said to be mightier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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The penfish is mightier

than the swordfish

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