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My 22 yo son told me! I'm so proud of him! well on his way!

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I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes

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Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!

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H. P. Sauce!

I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”

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Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"

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