A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madbear84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Steak puns:

Are a rare medium, well done!

My 22 yo son told me! I'm so proud of him! well on his way!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzamike64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?

They're a little meteor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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steaks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalifo_yt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Waitress asked me how I found my steak.

I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gp_11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Washington steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Washpedantic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A steak pie will cost you $2.50 in Jamaica, in Barbados its $3

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_In-corg-nito
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I made a steak with herbs

But it was a waste of thyme

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A waiter asks the "How did you find your steak, Sir?"

Me: I just looked next to the mash potatoes and there it was!

Source: tedthestoner2.0.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jabhiram
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I was grilling steak this morning...

Didn’t mean to wagyu up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?

H. P. Sauce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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At the office barbecue, I grilled some rare steak for our boss, and he said, β€œI like it well done.”

I said, β€œThanks. That means a lot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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A steak that isn't done properly...

is a misteak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaladinThunder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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You know why you never hear any good steak jokes?

It's a rare medium, well-done

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people

It was a rare medium, but well done

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

That is all ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsYoAzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How does a psychic like her steak?

Medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that I’ve put online! This one is my favourite β€˜High Steaks Poker’
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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How do dinosaurs like their steak?

Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerroristGoose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How did you find your steak?" asked the waiter of a patron in the very expensive restaurant.

Just luck," the hungry man replied, sadly. "I happened to move that small piece of potato, and there it was!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Steak Puns...

are a rare medium well done

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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A steak pun

Is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jevt1987
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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A steak pun

Is rare and medium well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragon_Athernos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Ever heard of a steak pun?

it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladeuxes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Steak puns are a rare medium well done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSupraDixk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/helrob21
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_smell_awesome
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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A steak pun

is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacB1
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Good steak puns...

... are a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnificent_mango
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A steak pun

Is a rare medium well done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDatGaminGuy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Steak Puns

They are a rare medium, but usually well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComixBoox
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What do you guys think of Steak puns?

I think it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zigmanjames
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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Steak puns

A rare medium done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xx_das_shame_xx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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Steak puns...

a rare medium done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2017
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I tried to explain steak puns to my daughter

But it's a rare medium well done.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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A steak pun

... is a medium rarely done well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taftastic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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Steak pun

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BCJunglist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2014
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What do you call a good steak pun?

A rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spacemn5piff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2015
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A Steak Pun

... Is a rare medium, well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Llama-Snackbar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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This is a pretty high steak pun.

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikingdoms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2013
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Steak Puns...

They're a rare medium, well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simonp22
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2015
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How did you find your steak, sir?

Right next to the potatoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shazbeer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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How does Darth Vader like his steaks?

Well, done done done, done da done, done da done

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dnifdoog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How do you cook a dramatic steak?

Well done done done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnySwo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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