My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
What weapon do angels use?
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A salt with a deadly weapon!
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
What weapon is the most relaxed?
Just “chill axe”, my dude.
there's weapons
What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?
Disarmament
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
What was the best weapon during the Cold war?
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
Weapon of brass destruction
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
Bows are really good weapons
Their only drawback is the string.
What is a old persons favourite weapon?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?
What do thieves make their weapons from?
A good Knight should make sure they have a weapon that they can count on
What did people say when a bumblebee started firing a projectile weapon?
What vegetable can be used as a weapon in prison?
What do you call a homeless weapon?
What is a psychologist's most powerful weapon?
Ah, my favourite weapons to use
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!
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