I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions
I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?
I really love the way nuclear fusion works in Sun
It really brightens up my day.
I was asking dad about thorium, and he hit me with these.
"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"
A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".
/facepalm.
