A proton went before a judge...

... for impersonating a hydrogen atom. The verdict was "guilty as charged".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quietconsigliere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Neutron to electron: i think im decaying into a proton

Electron: are you sure?

Neutron: im nearly positive

Electron: ive never been so attracted to you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponylover9628
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A proton is arrested

Proton: What's the charge

Lawyer:Positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibba_man69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why did the proton go to court?

Because it was charged with a crime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiereeelll29
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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If protons and neutrons had sexual life, what would their most common saying be?

Spark me daddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kajinator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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A proton and neutron break up...

An electron walks up to the proton and says, β€œHey! Stay positive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munk-the-Man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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How come protons are so attractive?

They stay positive no matter what..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bondeddd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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The proton says to the electron,

" Why so negative bro?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EvadNamNav
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2017
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What did the electron say to his protons and neutrons that had slept in?

"Up and atom!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeyIsUber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2012
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A proton walks into a hotel...

A proton walks into a hotel and the bellhop asked if he had any luggage. The proton relied, β€œNo, I’m traveling light. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonathanbeaumont0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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What did one hydrogen atom say to the other when it picked up another proton?

"You're out of your element!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CollegeRuled
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2017
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How do protons and neutrons stick together so well in the nucleus?

They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rzezzy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2015
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Did you know that protons have mass?

They're Catholic, you see.

(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwatchmanx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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Did you know that protons had mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMegaPepega
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stayphreshdnb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I had no clue they were Catholic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huhmanrawx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were Catholic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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My teacher told me protons have mass.

I didn't know protons were Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwaysshitting
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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"Did you know protons have mass?"

"No, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaHaHarls
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2014
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