A list of puns related to "Proton"
Electron: are you sure?
Neutron: im nearly positive
Electron: ive never been so attracted to you
Proton: What's the charge
Lawyer:Positive
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Because it was charged with a crime
Spark me daddy
An electron walks up to the proton and says, βHey! Stay positive!β
They stay positive no matter what..
" Why so negative bro?"
A proton walks into a hotel and the bellhop asked if he had any luggage. The proton relied, βNo, Iβm traveling light. β
"Up and atom!"
"You're out of your element!"
They've got to have some damn strong gluon them.
They're Catholic, you see.
(Full disclosure: I didn't come up with this one myself. I'm not dadly enough for that.)
I didn't even know they were catholic.
I didn't even know they were catholic.
I had no clue they were Catholic!
I didn't even know they were Catholic
I didn't know protons were Catholic.
"No, I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
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