Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?

The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.

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You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?

Poke Mon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManosVanBoom
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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The ultimate fusion restaurant.

I have a great idea for a restaurant Mexican and Taiwanese fusion.

Tai-Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vorenthral
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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What do you call a combination between a Ford Fusion and a Ford Focus?

A Ford Fusion

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Ford Fusion
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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I thought my wife said we were having a boy, but she just gave birth to a self-luminous gaseous spheroidal body who immediately started performing nuclear fusion reactions

I'm really not ready to have a Sun. Any advice?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Have you heard about the new Mexican/Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

They're speciality is phojitas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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The Unspoken Fusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kwinbobby
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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I went to try a new Chinese-German fusion restaurant for dinner last night.

30 minutes later, I was hungry for power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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What do you call a fusion between an RPG and a chair?

A rocket laun-chair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wtf_was_that_bs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Who is Bo Fusions?

Auto correct created β€œBo Fusions” out of β€œno distractions”. Bo Fusions is there for you when you need a reason to grab a drink. He plays golf, I heard. Moved out of town a few years back but has a helicopter.
Who’s your Bo Fusions?

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What’s your reaction that happens alongside fusion?

Confusion

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πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I really love the way nuclear fusion works in Sun

It really brightens up my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.

It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2018
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My wife and I are thinking about opening an Italian/Mexican fusion restaurant.

Going to call it GuacamorΓ©.

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Subatomic
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Visible confusion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/papa_papito
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?

A Fjord fusion!

I'll see my way out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skorge963
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What do you get when you cross Scandinavian landscapes with an American car company?

A fjord fusion.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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South Korean scientists created an artificial star for 20 seconds...

It's a whole new take on Asian Fusion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustStargazin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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My mechanic said there was nothing wrong with my...
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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Did you hear about the fashionable restaurant called β€˜H-Bomb?’

It’s known for fusion cuisine.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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What do you call the act of combining two negative things?

Confusion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewygum93
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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I was asking dad about thorium, and he hit me with these.

"Did you hear about the insecure nuclear physicist? He was always fission for compliments!"

A few minutes later, obviously having devoted some though to making me groan even more, he walks back in and says: "Did you hear about the other nuclear scientist who got angry whenever he heard about a scam? He suffered from con-fusion".

/facepalm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUniPleb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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I went to a fusion Chinese German restaurant last night.

Thirty minutes after finishing dinner, I was hungry for power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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