Grocery store merger

Just reading the the wall street journal. Stop and Go grocers and PDQ gas ⛽️ are merging. They will now be called. Stop and P

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What’s the new FedEx and UPS merger going to be called?

FedUp.

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👤︎ u/Kileni
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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How I proposed to my girlfriend today

Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.

Edit: she did say yes

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👤︎ u/bearjew60
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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
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I was in Drivers Ed and my teacher (mid 50's father of 2) was talking about what to do if there is a large vehicle in the way.

"For example, if there is a big UPS truck in the road what do you do? Wait, actually, did you guys hear about the merger happening between UPS and FedEx?"

A round of confused "no's" pop up around the room

"Yes, they are merging, I hear they are going to now be called FedUps..."

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👤︎ u/ChiefTief
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