A list of puns related to "Merger"
Just reading the the wall street journal. Stop and Go grocers and PDQ gas ⛽️ are merging. They will now be called. Stop and P
FedUp.
Me: knock knock.
Her: who's there?
Me: Mary.
Her: Mary who?
Me: Marry Me.
Edit: she did say yes
"For example, if there is a big UPS truck in the road what do you do? Wait, actually, did you guys hear about the merger happening between UPS and FedEx?"
A round of confused "no's" pop up around the room
"Yes, they are merging, I hear they are going to now be called FedUps..."
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