What did the Lithium ion battery say to the Zinc-Carbon battery?
You only live once.
Copper better be careful, if Zinc shows up they could both be charged with battery
My dad mentioned he was getting a cold, so I give him some Zinc because that's what my mom used to do.
He goes "Thanks for Zincing of me" and walks out the door without missing a beat.
I heard there was quarrel between Carbon alloys
I bet it was graphite.
How do you dispose of a dead chemist's body?
You barium
Ironing Shirts
When I don't have time to iron a shirt, I just steel one.
We have good chemistry right?
I guess we are pretty InZinc
I would make a chemistry joke
But the good ones Argon
My friend said that all the good periodic table jokes argon...
But I don't zinc so.
Chemistry
All the good chemistry puns argon, but I can zinc of a copper new ones.
Have you heard of the new heavy metal boyband?
In Zinc
