They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.
It was a monumental error
I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...
Now I've really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
You know why just the head of a statue never sells well?
Because it's just a bust.
The sculptor was going to make a full body statue
But he stopped at the chest and called the project a bust.
What did the New Zealander say to the statue in the park?
Boy, with all these statues getting torn down...
... I guess you could say these protests are changing the landscape.
I mistook a statue for the person you told me to meet at the park.
After a while, I realized it wasn’t the monument.
I'm trying to remember a joke about a statue head
I can't though, it's a bust...
A sculptor was finishing a statue
As soon as he finished it he accidentally knocked it over and it broke clean at the shoulders. The sculptor picks up the head looks and it and says, well looks like this one is a bust.
Making statues of ducks is so difficult.
You have to grout all the quacks.
Why Did France Send Such a Large and Heavy Version of the Statue of Liberty to the USA?
Because it violated their statue of limitations.
I like to slap stone statues on their behind sometimes.
What would you call a statue dressed up like Darth Vader?
In honour of Julius Caesar I was tasked to design a new statue of him
So I came, I sawed, I coloured
It wasn't until I slapped the statue's ass.
That I realized I had hit rock bottom
I submitted a statue of myself shaped like a butt to an art contest.
I didn’t win but the judges said I made a real ass of myself.
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
Did you hear about the man who was crushed by a falling statue?
He died of an art attack.
Statues..
Always know where they stand
Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish
It was Litter Ali, a work of art.
Never expected to get rich when I started making statues of divine beings in religions
But I am making prophets.
I know a lot about decorative park statues.
I'm just a fountain of knowledge.
Kermit the frog went to the bank to get a mortgage for a new lilypad. He walked up to the desk of loan officer Patricia Whack and placed a small porcelain statue of an angel on her desk asking if she would take it as collateral. "What is that?" she asked...
It's a knick knack, patty whack. Give a frog a loan?
What Do You Call A Statue With A Shotgun?
What did the pigeon say to the statue?
Do you have any Gray PoopOn ?
What do you call a terrible statue?
Lord Nelson was about 5ft 6. His statue in London is 18ft 1.
That's Horatio of about 3:1
What does Snoop Dogg carve statues with?
They made a new statue in court.
They didn’t have enough money to fully build it so they had their limitations.
Did you hear about the guy caught stealing a statue?
The art forgeries were discovered when the heads fell off the statues
My girlfriend is absolutely beautiful; body like a Greek statue...
Went to visit my brother in the city and noticed he had cute little statues in his garden that lit up and moved around with the music he had piped out there.
He said they were metro gnomes.
I erected a large statue
But erect building fell on it
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What did one statue say to the other statue?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
What did one statue say to the other statue?
What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?
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