Igloo 2: Electric Boogaloo
my friend moved into an igloo
everything was going well until the housewarming party
When I moved into my new igloo, my awesome friends threw me a surprise house-warming party...
but now, I'm homeless.
I made a little igloo out of the ice in my drink.
I call it cubist art.
How do Eskimos enter an Igloo?
They get inuit
Me: Hey, Dad, is that a man standing next to an igloo over there?
Dad: It's just an Aleutian.
What do Alaskan tourists say when they build an Igloo?
Let's go Inuit
I once went to a housewarming in an igloo
It didnβt go so well... someone had a meltdown
What do you call something that haunts an igloo?
A polar-geist
What shape is an igloo?
An Icy-hedron
In the night, a visitor came past my igloo. It was a yeti!
Not sure who left the other cooler, but thanks!
Why does the NSA hate igloos?
Because they are snow dens.
Somebody asked me how I make the snow blocks for my igloos in the winter.
I said: Usually igloo them together.
Just an igloo made of igloos. Carry on.
What did the eskimos say about their igloo during the blizzard?
We better get inuit
Whats igloo?
It's stuff used to glue igs together
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Friend wanted to build an igloo. She was trying to decide where to build it.
She said "hmmm, where would be a good place to build one?" I said "outside" She didn't appreciate it nearly as much as I did.
What do you call it when two Eskimos sit on an igloo too long?
Polaroids
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.
Now Iβm homeless.
My friends threw a house warming party in my new igloo.
Now, I'm homeless.
My friends moved into their new igloo.
All was going perfectly for them up until the housewarming party.
