Went to the Zoo with this girl I'm seeing...

We got to this rocky enclosure they made for mountain goats, who were all just hanging out on this huge rock face. Right at the top there was this really big goat, looking all majestic with a very fluffy coat.

Girl: Look at that one at the top, he's looking over the rest like some kind of big boss.

Me: Yeah, they call him the Goatfather.

She walked away while I keeled over in laughter.

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Went to the zoo with my family today

We saw an animal called an aoudad (basically an African mountain goat) which we believed was pronounced "ow-dad". My dad starts chuckling and I ask him what was funny. He said "That's what you said after I spanked you when you were younger."

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