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The poster reads:
"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."
The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.
30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.
"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.
20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store.
He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."
The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.
"There's no way you're bilingual."
The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."
They both take up space
It's an imposter!
We're under a tack!
Fishizzle!
Here is what i need help with. I seen a some fishing gear with the name "fishizzle" and lighting struck! Has anyone heard this one before? Did I just make a OC dad joke? If so Is it "dad joke" worthy? I really hope so becuase I just sent this to my daughter.
Thanks in advance.
Pair of dice, LOST.
http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz
I am creating a poster about growing tomatoes and I need a catchy title for it, preferably a pun about tomato/es. Any help would be appreciated!
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
I DK what it meant
"GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW! Need someone to take care of our dog that doesn't smoke or drink!!"
Well, their dog sounds very healthy.
Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.
Hi Imposter
Nailed it!
https://i.imgur.com/n9VMH93.png
Told him he should stick with it.
I said she can but I don't think he can read
Because the artists want you to have a proper gander.
Her: these star maps are pretty good!
Me: yep. You could say they're... stellar cartography.
(Talking about going to a play)
Mom: They want us there 15 minutes early.
Dad: They didn't tell me that.
Mom: That's because it was on the poster.
Me: He's not really a poster child.
Does that make my daughter a poster child?
Because it was under a tack.
