Flag puns!
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Everyone knows that Switzerland's flag is a big plus.
But damn.
Japan's flag is spot on.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
NASCAR bans the confederate flag?
Finally a turn in the right direction.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My church gives away pointy flags to those who ask forgiveness from a priest...
You should go there if you seek pennants.
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︎ Mar 11 2021
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
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︎ Oct 30 2020
The biggest red flag
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︎ Dec 21 2019
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
wish all red flags were as obvious as those
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︎ Aug 23 2020
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︎ Jan 07 2019
I used to date someone with a communist flag on their wall.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
But if they have a Switzerland flag, that's a big plus
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︎ Nov 28 2018
Why is the Norwegian flag having trust issues?
Itβs been double crossed so many times.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
You should not date an American woman if she hangs the flag of China in her bedroom
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Should be the actual flag
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︎ Dec 20 2019
this is a real red flag for me!
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︎ Dec 17 2019
I got a new flag at the hardware store yesterday
Itβs one of those you push in the ground on your lawn. When I put it in (thatβs what she said), I remembered that flags are being flown at half mast.
So I pushed it in a little farther.
No one laughed harder about that than I did at the time and I just wanted to share with you all.
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︎ May 24 2020
My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Went to my dateβs house after dinner last night and saw she had a Soviet flag covering the entire wall
I knew that was a big red flag
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︎ Dec 28 2019
How do you get a one-armed man down from a flag pole?
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Flag of the Paypal States.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Flag of the USA if it were an Oregon donor
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︎ Jan 18 2019
If a guy moves to a country because it's flag is big plus, but does not become a citizen of said country,
Does that make him Swede-ish?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
What did one flag say to the other flag?
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︎ Jul 04 2019
What's the best part about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I don't think I could ever move to Denmark, too many red flags.
On the other hand the flag is a big plus, so I'm a little conflicted.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
One big red flag
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︎ Sep 12 2018
Communismβs red flags
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︎ Jan 16 2019
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
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︎ Oct 02 2019
Flag of Ja-pan
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︎ Sep 29 2018
I dated a pirate once without knowing. I guess I should have noticed all the black flags.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
A glorious Maple Leafs flag I saw
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︎ May 14 2019
The Nazis raised a lot of red flags
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︎ Feb 19 2019
Flag of the Soviet Onion
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︎ Nov 29 2018
I tend not to like orange cars with flags on the roof.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
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︎ Oct 24 2015
Six flags knows what's up man.
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︎ Aug 08 2017
Be careful when dating someone who has the flag of the USSR in their bedroom
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︎ May 12 2019
I'm a big fan of the national flag of Switzerland
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Flag of Ukraine
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︎ Feb 20 2018
Really a missed opportunity here, six flags.
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︎ Apr 24 2018
Why did the cokehead get kicked outta Six Flags?
He was caught cutting lines!
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Whenever my wife wants me to go jogging, I immediately wrap myself with an American flag.
Because those colors donβt run.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Iβve been thinking of reasons to move to Switzerland and the flag is a big plus
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What did one flag say to the other flag?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What did one flag say to the other?
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