Help needed for a colour pun
I'm currently developing a game for my studies based on the old windows Game Pipe Dream (or Pipe Mania). It is two player and competitive where each player works for one of two rival companies. The game has a steampunk theme and each company is represented by a different colour. Green is Greenpunk Industries. I need your help, pun masters of reddit, in coming up with a pun for the Blue company.
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According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes when they die.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What's a cat's favourite colour?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
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My least favourite colour is purple
I hate it more than blue and red combined
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Just some jokes about colours
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
Whatβs brown and sounds like a bell?
Whatβs green and smells like red paint?
Whats red and bad for your teeth
I was diagnosed with colour blindness today,
- I tell you, that came right out of the purple.
Colours making a phone call...
Green green, green green....Yellow!
What colour is the wind
Whatβs grey and canβt fly
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Whatβs an angry dads favourite colour?
YELLow
yeah this is a shitty joke sorry
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︎ Sep 20 2020
You know that theory about no two people see colours exactly the same way...
Surely it's a pigment of their imagination ?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Why couldnβt the colour blind man sell ice cream?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Still on colours.
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︎ May 08 2020
Colour me surprised.
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︎ May 05 2020
βMr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Do you want to colour your hair?β
Bond: No time to Dye. Dye another day.
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︎ Apr 25 2020
"I was teaching my son colours while I drove him to school."
"Primary?"
"No, he's in college."
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︎ May 19 2020
What colour is a bear's socks?
They don't wear socks.
They have bear feet.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world.
I told him to stop seeing things in black and white.
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︎ Jun 09 2020
What colour's the wind?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What's blue in colour and not heavy?
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︎ May 29 2020
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.
Until they are flashing behind you.
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What colour is an instruction to cry out in pain?
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My friend, Hugh, asked me if I was colour-blind.
"Where are you?" I replied.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is fβin funny!
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︎ May 11 2018
What colour screams hello?
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What do you call a colour you made up?
A pigment of your imagination
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︎ Nov 10 2019
There's a Crayola colour called Benedict Cumberblue
They should make a batch of those.
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What hair colour did the old Greeks have?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
What's the association for gay colours called?
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My wife hates the colour of her hair...
She's dyeing to change it.
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I just found out Iβm colour blind.
The diagnosis came out of the purple.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
My optician has just told me I'm colour blind...
Well that came completely out of the green!
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︎ Sep 28 2019
What do you call a person of colour?
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If buttercups are yellow, what colour are hiccups?
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As a colour blind person, my favourite film is definitely Clockwork Magenta.
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
I misunderstood the purpose of the colour conference...
It was a red hearring, so I blue myself for nothing.
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What do you call a Chameleon who can't change colours?
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︎ Jan 15 2019
Champagne (colour) supernova (car) if anyone didnβt know
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︎ Mar 06 2019
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes to cyan before they die.
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︎ Dec 17 2019
According to ancient Japanese lore, the colour of a personβs aura changes to cyan before they die.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
Janes Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
It is said no two people see a colour the same
It's al just a pigment of your imagination
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︎ Apr 17 2020
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thanks. Dye another day.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Purple is my favorite colour!
I like it more than blue and red combined.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Barber: Mr. Bond, you are turning old and grey. Would you like me to colour your hair?
James Bond: No thank you. Dye
another day.
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︎ Dec 27 2019
I was diagnosed as colour blind today.
It really came out of the purple.
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What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colours anymore?
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What do you call a chameleon that doesnβt change colours ?
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