A new Egyptian undertakers have opened up in town. Their motto....

"Satisfaction Guaranteed....Or Your Mummy Back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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What is the Tunnel Diggers Association's motto?

Boring is fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParsonsTheGreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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My procrastinators club has a motto…

Well we will, once we get around to having our first meeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrTravs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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My ex's motto: "If it ain't broke..."

"...date it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?

Beep Repaired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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The welders motto

We all make mistakes, but we just need to solder on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How is honey like the Boy Scout motto?

They're both bee-prepared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I ordered from a community who’s motto is β€œeverything for a smile”

Yet, the delivery guy didn’t seem happy when I payed with a smile and shut the door on him... I wonder what’s wrong...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NienieDreamer
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What is the motto of people who harvest organs?

We de-liver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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What was the motivational electrician's motto?

If you can dream it, you conduit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmijangas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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What’s a moth’s life motto?

Always look on the bright side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dillpickle330
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Not a pun but definitely a motto to live by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xomati
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call a vlogger who comes up with mottos?

Slogan Paul

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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dick law firm’s got a catchy motto
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cringelord_666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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My life motto...

...is "Don't be defined by a quote".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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What is the motto for balding men?

Hair today gone tomorrow!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thanosisntwrong
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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There's a city called Weed, and it's motto is "Weed Like To Welcome You" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wee…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssjvash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2014
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If the Globe Theatre has a cafΓ©, its motto should be "Service with a Simile."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Injustpotato
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2015
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What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?

Yes we Kant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkThe8th
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2015
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Kid: DAD! What's the motto of the US Secret Service?

Dad: "Who the hell told everyone?!"

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