Did you know that Yoda's last name is leheehoo?
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︎ May 14 2021
If I ever win a big monetary prize or inheritance, I'll change my last name to Bates.
My butler won't be amused though.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What last name belongs to a man who is annoying and inherited a lot of money?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My English teacher has a weird last name so we should just call him Matthew
It doesn't fit him though so we've agreed to call him Englishew
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Did you know Yoda has a last name?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Anyone with the last name Boyce has a social responsibility to name their son Ferdinand
Come on, itβs Ferda Boyce
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What was Jesusβ momβs last name?
Christmas
Mary Christmas everyone.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Did you guys know Yoda actually has a last name?
Yeah, it's actually Yoda Layheeho.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names
It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Whatβs the difference between Chris Christieβs first and last name?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Whenever my son has to make a picture for homework, I always make sure he signs his name last
Because Andrew is a lot shorter than Andrawing
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
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︎ May 29 2020
If Cardi Bβs last name was Olson
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︎ May 07 2020
Iβm legally changing my last name to Osophy
Iβm going to name my son Phil and from that point on everything I do will be for my son. Thatβs my Phil Osophy.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I was in class today and the professor's last name was Sullivan. After class I went to ask him...
"So do you want us to call you Prof S, or...?"
He replied, "Yes, but don't say it like a robot..."
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Working on a crossword puzzle. Can anyone tell me the first initial and last name of the lead actor from Cast Away?
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︎ Mar 01 2020
My father-in-law (who's last name is Word) after a week of travel: Are you getting sick of the Word "family"?
Me: That's an odd word to get sick of.
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Someone with the last name Hindsight missed an opportunity to run for president.
Hindsight is 2020 though.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
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︎ Jun 21 2017
It must be terrifying to have the last name Hall this season.
Everyone's out there trying to Deck the Halls.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
What is Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher
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︎ Feb 06 2017
My coworker's last name is Sportsman and this is his boat.
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︎ Jun 12 2017
Kemal is my first and last name.
Cuz I don't plan on changing it.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
My friend Victor recently changed his last name to βEβ, but no-one knows whyβ¦
Heβs become a Mister Eβ¦
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︎ Sep 29 2018
I'm jealous of people whose last name is Younger
They will never be older.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
My last keg of dopplebock so I thought Iβd give it a punny farewell name.
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︎ Apr 10 2019
You might not believe that the prime minister of Canada has a French last name.
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︎ Jul 02 2017
Last name Norris, first name Chuck
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︎ Nov 18 2018
My girlfriend's last name is Pan. We were making hot dogs. She was debating how I should cook them, so I said "I like to put my wiener in a pan".
It worked well. The hot dogs were delicious.
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︎ Apr 12 2016
I'm a mysterious guy, so I want to change my last name to Yus.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
What's in the middle of the Olympic sprinter's hyphenated last name?
a 100 meter dash.
Edit:
Previously I had "60 meter dash". Turns out that was indoor sprinting and not Olympics. Fixed.
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︎ May 10 2016
What was Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Did you know that Yoda had a last name?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What is Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Did you know that Yoda has a last name?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
Whatβs Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Oct 27 2018
I know a dad whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters:
Summer, April, and Haley.
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︎ May 29 2020
In case you didn't know, Yoda's last name...
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Do you know what Yoda's last name is?
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︎ Nov 12 2018
What is Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Feb 17 2019
What's Yoda's last name?
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︎ Mar 21 2019
Whatβs Yodaβs last name?
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︎ Mar 18 2019
My last name is the same as my first name, never changed it.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
Whatβs Yodaβs last name?
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