Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
She's really eiducated.
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
Ahmal Shooq-Up.
Sunni and Shia
Yarrr my rum-a-done!
Mosque Quito.
It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.
"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
You muzzle 'em
Because it was a Zinfandel
But Islam ok though?
http://imgur.com/bQIOGeg
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
I'll call it the Islamic Republic of Marijuana. So no matter what, the citizens there will get stoned.
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
A little bit of an explanation: in Islam men are supposed to "lower their gaze" to protect the modesty of others. Now onto the joke.
We're driving and we come up to stop light. She looks at me and says
"you should lower your gaze..." And I look back confused "why?" "Because it's changing!" I groaned super hard
Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
