Cheese Kurds
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📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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When I herad that the US was abandoning the Kurds, I said ...

"No whey!"

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👤︎ u/timoth3y
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you call Turkish cheese?

Cheese Kurds!

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📅︎ Nov 02 2020
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So how did you escape Iraq?

Refugee: I ran!

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👤︎ u/TechNippon
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why are Iranian films so cheesy?

Because they're made by kurds.

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📅︎ May 02 2020
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How do Turks make their poutine?

With cheese Kurds.

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📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Breaking news: An Army battalion led by Miss Muffet fails to reach Syria.

Apparently there were Kurds in her way.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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I went to Lollapalooza....

I went to Lollapalooza last year, and there was an incident. I got into a fight with two of the biggest bands at the fest, and they were really kicking my butt. Fortunately, a few Kurdish doctors intervened and saved my life.

I guess it's true what they say: Styx and The Stones may break my bones, but Kurds will never hurt me.

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📅︎ Mar 29 2016
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What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common?

They both have Kurds in their way

Credit to /u/MolecularAnthony

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📅︎ Sep 13 2017
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Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussain had many things in common...

Like both having Kurds in their way.

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👤︎ u/carl0071
📅︎ Sep 23 2017
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Sitting around the parents' dinner table discussing ISIS ...

... and we came around to how dangerous it is for the U.S. to arm rebels, like Reagan did with Osama bin Laden. Then I pointed out how impressively organized the Peshmerga of Kurdistan are, and how good allies they seem to be. At this, my dad started beaming, and pulled out this groaner:

"As I've always said to your mother, when it comes to the Middle East, the Kurds are the way."

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👤︎ u/Broanna
📅︎ Feb 28 2015
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Why don't Turks like poutine?

Because it contains cheese Kurds.

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👤︎ u/Exos_VII
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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