Pickle Pun!
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︎ Jan 20 2014
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
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︎ Dec 31 2020
we are certainly in a pickle
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
What do you call dirty pickles?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Why do pickles never take the stairs?
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you use to make pickle bread?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
world's in quite a pickle already
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︎ Jul 27 2020
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring process!
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...
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︎ Sep 05 2020
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
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︎ Feb 04 2020
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call a guy from Bavaria when heβs in a pickle?
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︎ May 11 2020
What to do, when a pickle get's stuck in your butt?
Oh shit, this isn't Google!
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︎ Mar 15 2020
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containersβ¦
That's what really seals the dill.
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︎ Mar 23 2020
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
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︎ Nov 06 2019
I always mix up chutney and pickle....
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︎ Feb 07 2020
The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
It was my turn to hide the pickle on the tree this Christmas.
No matter how hard I tried, you could always see the jar sticking out.
It was a Vlasic holiday blunder.
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Sometimes you're just in a pickle
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I turned myself into a pickle morty
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︎ Jun 03 2019
I once slipped on a pickle.
I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...
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︎ Oct 10 2019
My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.
I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Pickles
Are just something cucumbers need to dill with.
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︎ Sep 05 2019
My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
My son started to panic after he dropped a huge jar of pickles and got pickles everywhere.
βDonβt worry,β I told him. βEverythingβs kosher.β
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︎ Sep 10 2019
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Buying these put me in a pickle
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︎ Feb 21 2019
My wife tells my son (wearing a green shirt) he looks like a pickle...
My son: "I will take that as a condiment"
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︎ Sep 16 2015
I turn 21 in In 38 minutes and my nickname with my friends is βpickleβ so how do I spend my birthday?
Well I βRelishβ the moment obviously
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︎ Mar 16 2019
What did the pickle say to the other pickle?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
How do pickles enjoy their day off?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
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︎ Nov 29 2019
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Never forget the pickle
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
Itβs a pretty big Dill.
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I just won a pickle growing competition!
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
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