Dill Pickle Puns

Why did the pickle cross the road?

He had to make a dill-ivery

Thanks I'll see myself out

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.

Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.

When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.

Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.

"Try my girlfriends pickled bread, she uses dill dough".....

As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".