What kind of rocks are sour?

Limestone! This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.

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My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store

But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not

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Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?

It's curdish.

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Hope this doesnโ€™t sour our relationship.
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Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?

People keep tripping acid

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I can't decide if this joke is swede or sour.
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They are acting a bit sour don't you think
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What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?

A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)

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Only whine comes from sour grapes
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/frivel
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What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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Sarcasm is really SOUR-casm
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My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple thatโ€™s sour and way better than any other apple.

But we just call that Grannyโ€™s myth.

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If a soda company wants to release a new flavour

they can

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I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice

They were really sour about it

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Why does sour milk smell funny?

Because it turns into a cheesy joke.

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This is cheesy
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How do you inter a burrito?

Sour cremation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/positive_electron42
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Left a bad taste in my mouth, I'm kind of sour about it. imgur.com/vP9mcuL
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Imagine having a job at a Candy Store

That would be sweet

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bearnakedgamer
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What do you call an angry German

A sour kraut

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What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?

Lemon-Aid

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My 4 year old daughterโ€™s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?

Because he didnโ€™t like sour mice.

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A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.

One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.

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My son walked in and matter of factly stated, โ€œDad, Iโ€™m thirstyโ€

Me(instantly): Is that a statement of fact or a request for something to drink?

(Oh how the sour look that he had been duped by a dad joke)

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Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.

Fig Puckers

I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one

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What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemonaid.

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Bread and toes
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My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.

It's a bit sour, though.

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What if Dinosaurs were really sweet and it's not fair that we called them a dino-sour?
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Sour Cream

So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.

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Sour cream container came with its own dad joke

"Creams do come true"

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I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!

A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"

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Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.

The bread was sour dough

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My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.

I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.

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What is the most communist dressing?

sOUR CREAM.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/john_joe_young
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What do you call Chinese food from Europe

Sweden sour chicken

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Pure-bread Crocodile
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What do you call an angry German?

A Sour Kraut!

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