What kind of rocks are sour?
Limestone!
This was made up in the car by my 8 year old son as we were driving home from our Fathers Day outing. Promised I'd share it.
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
What do you call a unidentified body after a long time?
Why do some Middle Easterners like sour milk?
I heard the government was putting chips inside of people.
Well mine better be sour cream and onion
My wife asked me to pick up a single lemon at the grocery store
But I have no idea how to tell if a lemon is in a relationship or not
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
Hope this doesn’t sour our relationship.
I can't decide if this joke is swede or sour.
Why are lemon juice and vinegar so sour?
People keep tripping acid
They are acting a bit sour don't you think
What do you call a German who is mad at everything ?
A Sour-Kraut (Sauerkraut)
Only whine comes from sour grapes
What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
Sarcasm is really SOUR-casm
My grandma has this crazy idea about an apple that’s sour and way better than any other apple.
But we just call that Granny’s myth.
If a soda company wants to release a new flavour
“Would you like to have sour cream, bacon, and chives on your potato?”
“That’s a loaded question.”
Why does sour milk smell funny?
Because it turns into a cheesy joke.
I replaced the milk in the milk carton with lemon juice
They were really sour about it
How do you inter a burrito?
What do you call an EMT with a sour attitude?
Imagine having a job at a Candy Store
What do you call an angry German
A man who lived by the sea grew a cucumber so large he was able to turn it into his house.
One day a storm flooded the area with seawater and damaged his home... now he's in a pickle.
My 4 year old daughter’s first dad joke...Why did the dinosaur eat vegetables and fruit?
Because he didn’t like sour mice.
Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.
Fig Puckers
I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one
My son walked in and matter of factly stated, “Dad, I’m thirsty”
Me(instantly): Is that a statement of fact or a request for something to drink?
(Oh how the sour look that he had been duped by a dad joke)
What do you give a sick lemon?
What if Dinosaurs were really sweet and it's not fair that we called them a dino-sour?
My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.
Sour cream container came with its own dad joke
Sour Cream
So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.
I hope this doesn't make anyone sour!
A friend and I are driving along the motorway and I note about how tall a Hovis (bread bakers) lorry is.
Friend poses the question "I wonder why they need such a tall lorry?"
Without pausing I answer "Because bread rises!"
Went to one of those artisan pizza places. The cheese and sauce were alright.
My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.
I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.
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