What do you call sour cream that has traveled the world?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bocaj_reload
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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โ€œWould you like to have sour cream, bacon, and chives on your potato?โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s a loaded question.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Sour Cream

So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Randomtime471
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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Sour cream container came with its own dad joke

"Creams do come true"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/_ze_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 01 2015
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What is the most communist dressing?

sOUR CREAM.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/john_joe_young
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My Wife Could Never Be A Dad

I was at the store and asked her via text what kind of chips she preferred between Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream. This is how it all went down:

Me: Do you like Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream?

Her: Both

Me: Pick one.

Her: Spur cream and onion

Me: is that a new flavor? Sounds spicy. Almost as if it had a pretty good kick.

silence

Me: ......

Her: Huh?

Me: ugh!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/USAFHART
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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Taco salad dad joke is hard to top

We were eating taco salad, and I asked my five-year-old son if he wanted sour cream. He said, "Salsa first." So I did. He said, "No, put some salsa on my taco salad."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/arbaminim
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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He was beyond proud of this one and laughed at his own joke for a long time

Grandmother: This dip is made mostly from horseradish and sour cream

Dad: Mmm, you can really taste the horse!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/shoegraze
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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We were eating some chips at my friend's house.

He asked "hey dad, is there some sour cream left?"

His dad replied "Yes, there is a full container here."

"Sweet"

"No, sour."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Acebulf
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 14 2015
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Froggy the Waiter

This isn't a joke that came from a dad or anything but I hope it's worthy!

My father started waiting in 1979 and took one of his first jobs at this extremely fancy and expensive restaurant. The type of place that the waiters wore tuxedos and whatnot. Anyways my dad worked with this guy named Froggy (nickname of course) whom my dad still praises to this day that he's one of the best waiters he's ever worked with.

Anyways, one night it's extremely busy and both my father and Froggy were rushing around trying to keep up. Well Froggy had this table with about 5-7 people all who looked like they wore expensive clothing, ordered the best food and so on. Well one of the guys ordered a baked potato as a side and Froggy proceeds with typical waiter stuff as asks if he wanted sour cream with his baked potato. The man says yes so Froggy scoops the cream and attempts to place it on the potato. Well... as he was moving to place it on, the cream slipped off and right onto this guys extremely expensive sweater... Completely in shock, the customer turns to Froggy and without missing a beat, Froggy slowly turns his head in a comical fashion towards the ceiling and proclaims "Those damn pigeons!"

Needless to say every single person in that table were crying with laughter, including my father one table over who observed the whole ordeal. Froggy said he'd pay for the dry cleaning and the customer said not to worry about it because it was the most hilarious thing he's seen in ages.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KickedInTheHead
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