I tried looking up ice cream puns on the Internet

But then my browser froze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-Bomb_Firocious
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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Need help thinking of an ice cream pun

More specifically, my friend and I are going to every ice cream place we possibly can this summer and want to think of a name for our little adventure. "Tour de cone" is a dumb example we came up with. Anyone have other suggestions!? Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Culc16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2017
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How would Missy Elliott advertise her ice cream shop?

"Get yo' free cone 🎡"

(credit: guy at work told this one in a meeting)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamesnearn
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My Doctor has just prescribed some anti gloating cream

I can’t wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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A local Ice-cream vendor was found dead in his van surrounded by sprinkles...

Police said he'd topped himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altar-83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I tried to come up with a new name for vanishing cream.

But it just resulted in Dissap-ointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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An ice-cream van overturned in our road....

Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did the barista say when he forgot to add vanilla ice cream to the espresso?

Oops, affagato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansadventures
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I saw a man at the supermarket today, throw all the milk, butter, cream and yoghurt off the shelves, in a rage.

I thought "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the name of the dessert consisting of Espresso poured over Vanilla ice cream?

It was on the tip of my tongue, but Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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I got to open a present early. It was anti-gloating cream

I can't wait to rub it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quantum_waffles
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Why won't Rick Astly ever take his girlfriend out for an ice cream date?

Cuz he'll never dessert you...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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The ice cream man came by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whippymcdumbass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Advertisers for cream cheese are running schmear campaigns...

...and they should all be lox'd up for their capers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ceelogreenicanth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What did the werewolf order from the ice cream shop?

AWOOOOOOtbeer float!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andi-wankenobi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why did the ice cream machine need money?

It was broke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Burt: Ernie, should we go out for ice cream?

Ernie: Sherbert

EDIT: Wow, I'm amazed at the upvotes.. Totally made my day. I came up with this yesterday while staring at bees pollinating our flowers. Random.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyhottub
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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The best anti aging cream is being antisocial...

Without friends, nobody tells you happy birthday...

Without birthdays, you're not getting older!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dantr1x
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw 2 massive hairy apes, covered in cream and cherries on their heads..

Apparently they were Meringue-utans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Where do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday School!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ljpicklefeet20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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Why didn’t my boyfriend laugh at my awesome ice cream joke?

Because he was laughtose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hankyep
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Selena’s New single, Rice Cream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Why should you give someone ice cream when you want revenge?

Because revenge is a dish best served cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I received a verifiable threat against my Boston cream pie

So I had it placed in protective custardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeisureSuitLaurie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Still working on my beef and cream of mushroom cannon

Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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My wife asked me if I ate the ice cream she had in the freezer ?

I told her no. I ate it on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeenYourTarget
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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An ice cream man was found unconscious in his van today, covered in chocolate sprinkles, hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce, caramel & nuts.

Police believe he tried to top himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Neapawlitan ice cream
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beardedrabbit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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What do you call melted ice cream

SΓ€agen-Dazs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/X_ENV_x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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An egg and some cream have a child, and get a divorce.

Last I heard, they now have split custard-y.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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why did the airline company mandate that vanilla ice cream be served on all aircraft

so that they could make plain plane jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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It's ice cream!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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What is a time travelers favorite ice cream?

Ripple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why couldn’t the colour blind man sell ice cream?

His cones don’t work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What is Homer Simpsons favorite ice cream?

Cookie D'OH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpazMasterK
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I've just lost my job as an ice cream tester.

I couldn't do sundaes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coolcalmjeff
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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My friend Bert asked me for some ice cream

β€œSherbet,” I replied.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamerFlage
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A man assaulted me with milk, cream and butter !

How dairy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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The man was finally about to escape prison when he realised he forgot something. He ran back and grabbed acne cream. Why?

He was breaking out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0lSherlockl0
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Why didn't you eat your espresso and ice cream?

Affogato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjo_kes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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