This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, y’all.
Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill
How did the pornstar make dill bread?
why doesnt anyone ever hear of putting dill in bread ?
because no likes kneading dill doughs
Im kind of a Big Dill. (OP, OC)
I got gas for $1.19 today!
Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
What do you call pickle bread?
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.
Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.
I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."
She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?
He was caught Gherkin off.
I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.
I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.
When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.
But then someone said "it's no big dill".
Going for the low Apple here.
So pear with me.
I’m berry sorry about this.
Eggs are Eggcellent.
I deserve to be dilled.
Yeah I’m grape at this.
I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought
Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.
SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH
I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE
I love to cook, I once jumped out of a plane to get a certain herb I needed.
But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker
Did you hear about the new pickletown attraction?
Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.
Baller Baller Dills, Y’all
Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball
My dad proved his dadness.
Me: "Why is this mustard green?"
Dad: "It's got dill in it."
Me: "Weird. Any good?"
Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…
That's what really seals the dill.
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
I once mixed Chutney and Pickle
I meant to buy pickles at the store but I forgot to Gedney.
The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
I'm trying to create an automated contraption for growing herbs.
I think it'll be the world's first Thyme Machine.
What do you use to make pickle bread?
Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?
He was kind of a big dill.
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
I just won a pickle growing competition!
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