Video about harvesting Dill with a dillightful abundance of Dill puns youtu.be/nsdraoTnLcA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonobosbananas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Dat dill doe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwanNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...

It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyruleanHyroe
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill! Dill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YalenHenny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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How did the pornstar make dill bread?

With a Dill Dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mercinario
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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why doesnt anyone ever hear of putting dill in bread ?

because no likes kneading dill doughs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exotiah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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Im kind of a Big Dill. (OP, OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderarmBread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Just dill with it imgur.com/7OitpXM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/markinthesnow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2014
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I got gas for $1.19 today!

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.

It’s kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorPeterr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What do you call pickle bread?

Dill dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishman807
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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You guys hear about the giant pickle?

It was kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumtoucherr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.

Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.

When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.

Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I served a female deer with herbs to my family at a recent dinner party.

Calling it "Spit-Roasted Dill Doe" was maybe a little unwise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/runew0lf
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?

It was a real big dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wibbs1123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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What did the cucumber say to the pickle?

"What's your dill?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raptorrowan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why was the Cucumber embarrassed?

He was caught Gherkin off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PencilFetish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Going for the low Apple here.

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought

Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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SOMEONE PUT A PICKLE IN MY GLASS OF HAWAIIAN PUNCH

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugarZest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I love to cook, I once jumped out of a plane to get a certain herb I needed.

But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brrr_mmm_bap__bap
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Did you hear about the new pickletown attraction?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Death of a dough man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreeonTues21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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My dad proved his dadness.

Me: "Why is this mustard green?"

Dad: "It's got dill in it."

Me: "Weird. Any good?"

Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanocerous123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…

That's what really seals the dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Who_GNU
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"

Me: It's not a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwanni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I once mixed Chutney and Pickle

It made me Chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedi_Llama154
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I meant to buy pickles at the store but I forgot to Gedney.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatBluBlockerGuy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.

It was a good dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musicguy1982
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I'm trying to create an automated contraption for growing herbs.

I think it'll be the world's first Thyme Machine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegimboid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2014
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What do you use to make pickle bread?

Dill dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?

He was kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Never forget the pickle

It kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you hear about the giant pickle?

It’s a pretty big Dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peechykeen19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I just won a pickle growing competition!

It's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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