Dill Puns

It was some baller baller dill, y’all.

because no likes kneading dill doughs

Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.

It’s kinda a big dill.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

Dill dough

It was kind of a big dill

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.

Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.

When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.

Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

It was a real big dill!

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

"What's your dill?"

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

So pear with me. I’m berry sorry about this. Eggs are Eggcellent. I deserve to be dilled. Yeah I’m grape at this.

Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

I guess it's a TROP-PICKLE

But what can I say, I’m a real DILL seeker

It's a really big dill

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

Me: "Why is this mustard green?"

Dad: "It's got dill in it."

Me: "Weird. Any good?"

Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."

That's what really seals the dill.

Me: It's not a big dill

It made me Chuckle

It was a good dill.

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

I think it'll be the world's first Thyme Machine.

Dill dough.

He was kind of a big dill.

It's a really big dill.

It's a really big dill

It kind of a big dill

It’s a pretty big Dill.

It's a pretty big dill.