A good pickle joke is all about the dillivery
Won an award for growing the biggest pickle in the state.
A bit of a pickle
Why did the pickle cross the road?
He had to make a dill-ivery
Thanks I'll see myself out
I was out shopping and dropped my glass of pickles
I called for the janitor and told him it was kind of a big dill
What do you call pickle bread?
we are certainly in a pickle
You guys hear about the giant pickle?
It was kind of a big dill
I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...
I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.
Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.
When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.
Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.
I just never saw what the big dill was.
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
What do you call dirty pickles?
Why do pickles never take the stairs?
Iceberg!! Iceberg!! We're in a titanic pickle here
But lettuce romaine calm, help will turnip soon
world's in quite a pickle already
Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring process!
Did you hear the one about the guy with the pickle in his ear?
What did the cucumber say to the pickle?
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says
My obese friend was proud as she heaped a pickle topping all over her hot dog...
HEADLINE: Vermont man arrested for throwing pickle from moving vehicle, striking a highway worker...
It wasn't a Vlasic case of road rage, but it's still Claussen quite a commotion.
What do you call a guy from Bavaria when he’s in a pickle?
What to do, when a pickle get's stuck in your butt?
Oh shit, this isn't Google!
Brining pickles makes them last much longer than fresh cucumbers, but packing them in air-tight containers…
That's what really seals the dill.
While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"
I always mix up chutney and pickle....
The grocery store was having a sale on pickles.
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
Sometimes you're just in a pickle
What do you call a folk musician, floating in a pickle jar?
It was my turn to hide the pickle on the tree this Christmas.
No matter how hard I tried, you could always see the jar sticking out.
It was a Vlasic holiday blunder.
I turned myself into a pickle morty
I once slipped on a pickle.
I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.
Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...
My new job has me moving boxes upon boxes of pickles.
I find the whole procedure rather cumbersome.
My wife tells my son (wearing a green shirt) he looks like a pickle...
My son: "I will take that as a condiment"
Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...
I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.
What do you use to make pickle bread?
What did the pickle say to the other pickle?
How do pickles enjoy their day off?
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?
Did you hear about the giant pickle?
I just won a pickle growing competition!
Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?
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