A list of puns related to "Gumby"
I feel triggered every time those hideous trolls come on the screen. Idk what's worse, watching those dingbats gaslight Natalie, or watching chainsmoking, teeth rotting, meemaw bully Mykul. .
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my belay certification, and I've been involved in numerous secret climbs, and I have over 300 confirmed sends. I am trained in trad climbing and I'm the top climber on the MP. You are nothing to me but just another gumby. I will send your project with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at my home crag? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alpinists across the USA and your beta is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your project. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can climb crags in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in free soloing, but I know how to access to every crag in the NRG and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the crag, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed off my fucking bomber hold. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dirtbag wannabe. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, gumby.
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