What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?

A quarterback.

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👤︎ u/The_Vettel
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"What part of your body would you get rid of?"

"My spine. It holds me back."

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
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Can you guys give me really good back puns?

My one year anniversary since i had back surgery is coming up and i cant think of any really good back jokes, if you guys could get the back surgery jokes straightened out that would be great!

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👤︎ u/landophant
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"what part of your body would you get rid off?"

"My spine, It holds me back."

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👤︎ u/__Odelay__
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