I'm reading a book where the main character has a spine injury.

That's their back story.

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📅︎ Apr 09 2021
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I had a bunch of books fall on me

I only have my shelf to blame.

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📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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Wife got my son good

My son is learning about body parts:

Son: Dada you have a mouth

Me: Yes, son

Son: and Mama you have mouth?

Wife: Yes

Son: and this book have a mouth?

Wife: No. But it does have a spine.

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👤︎ u/ps374
📅︎ Feb 23 2017
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Why do med students use books to study anatomy?

Because books have spines.

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📅︎ Jul 11 2017
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So you're Binge Reading?

This was to my younger sister.

Me: "what are you reading?"

Her: she holds up her book and the spine says "Binge"

Me: "So you're Binge reading?"

And she rolled her eyes harder than I've ever seen.

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📅︎ Nov 08 2015
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