14 Hilarious Yum Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/ZachToonz

📅︎ Aug 17 2020

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Yum

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👤︎ u/your_un-used_alt

📅︎ Sep 02 2019

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Yum yum.

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👤︎ u/MrBarramundi

📅︎ Sep 01 2019

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"Say hello to vitamin D-licious and Calci-yum" i.reddituploads.com/e5eb4…

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👤︎ u/KuKomPU

📅︎ Jul 07 2016

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What did the balloon say when it ate the other balloon?

“Heli-yum!”

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👤︎ u/scaptastic

📅︎ Mar 27 2021

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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👤︎ u/noapostrophe555

📅︎ Nov 07 2020

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It is easy to stop ladies from eating tide pods

But it's hard to deter gents

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👤︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1

📅︎ Jan 26 2020

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I'm on a seafood diet......

I see food and I eat it !!

Nom nom nom. yumm yum

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👤︎ u/music_snobbbb

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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Man, I love milk.

Calcium? More like calci-YUM, am I right?

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👤︎ u/LgomaFxdou

📅︎ Aug 07 2018

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Two potatoes were walking together down the street.

They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured potato called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured potato was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. "I have good news, and I have bad news," he told the uninjured potato, "The good news is that your friend is going to pull through." "The bad news... is that he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life"

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ May 11 2018

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Made french toast for dinner and got my husband with this one

Made french toast for dinner and gave my husband his plate.

Him: "Yum, flapjacks!"

Me: "Nope, they're flap-jacques" :)

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👤︎ u/Jxoxo17

📅︎ Jul 28 2017

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Why kids loved Jesus in his day

My 3 year old daughter "I'm thirsty!"

Me "have a juice box"

My daughter "yum! Thanks dad! "

Me "you know why little children liked Jesus when he was here? Because he was the king of the juice!"

Religious wife rolls eyes

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👤︎ u/LegoGreenLantern

📅︎ May 30 2016

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Scientists talk about Boyle's law, Coulomb's law, Taylor's law, Byerlee's law, Graham's law, Dalton's law and Marconi's law. But what is Cole's law?

Thinly sliced cabbage.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81

📅︎ Oct 13 2017

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Me: what is a kipper? Dad: It's a Jewish Holiday

Dad: Yum Kipper!

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👤︎ u/Djandyt

📅︎ Apr 25 2016

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