Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
Nintendo Oui [x-post from /r/gaming]
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine?
I was caught stealing urine samples
I'm now getting charged for taking the piss!
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower
What do you call a french anime lover?
What happens when you go to the bathroom in France?
What do you call a nintendo console that is french?
A Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went downtown to see a juggling act...
The performer saw the men arrive and that the crowd was large so he stood on his cart and yelled "can you see me now!?" to which the men replied Oui! Si! Ja!
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
What is french slang for Cannabis?
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
What game console do the French play the most?
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
What does a French put in his salad?
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
What do French people call marijuana?
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
What do you call an incontinent French lady?
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
What does a French person call Marijuana?
I said to my friend “You’re an 8”
I made some French toasts for my kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.
Usually it is due to lack of money
As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
What do French people smoke?
I asked my French exchange student if he went to the bathroom before we got into the car
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
What did the Frenchman say when presented with the finest mattress?
Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
Do French people play video games?
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond;
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
What console does a Frenchman play on?
What do you call a French anime fan?
What do French people smoke?
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