Ima start spelling weed oui’d cos I can’t say no to it
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
Nintendo Oui [x-post from /r/gaming]
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
How does a French dude send electronic files to his friend?
Pierre to Pierre network.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?
When visiting France, one has to go to the structure that allows sufficient observation to discover more than enough to be satisfied.
Oui, a visit to the Eyeful Tower is always recommended when vacationing in France.
What is french slang for Cannabis?
What game console do the French play the most?
What does a French put in his salad?
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
I just saw a stray dog with the Eiffel Tower stuck in his fur, along with Arc de Triumph and the Louvre...
...poor little guy, covered in Paris Sites.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
What do French people call marijuana?
My wife asked me whether I experimented with sex and drugs when I was in high school, and I said Yes.
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German man are all watching a street performer
The street performer notices the four men are very far to the back and cannot see, so he stands on a box and continues his performance while asking, "Can you all see me now?"
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Si."
"Ja."
What do you call an incontinent French lady?
What does a French person call Marijuana?
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is un oeuf.
I said to my friend “You’re an 8”
I made some French toasts for my kids
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all watching a street performer doing some amazing juggling
The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a poor few of the show. So, the juggler stands on a wooden box and asks, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes”
“Oui”
“Si”
“Ja”
This is going to be the first year that I haven't taken a vacation in Paris, because of the pandemic.
Usually it is due to lack of money
As my impeccably dressed co-worker has aged, incontinence has set in.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
I asked my French exchange student if he went to the bathroom before we got into the car
What do French people smoke?
What do you call a French anime fan?
What did the Frenchman say when presented with the finest mattress?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are standing, watching a street performer do some juggling.
The performer notices they have a rather poor view, so stands on a large box, asking 'Can you see me better now?'
They reply:
'Yes'
'Oui'
'Si'
'Ja'
Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
Do French people play video games?
What’s a communist’s favorite unit of time?
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo
So I had to put my foot down
What do they call pot in France?
You need to know a little french for this...
What do the French smoke to get high?
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear word...
I’ll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French...
What console does a Frenchman play on?
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room...
...a man enters and asks them "Can you see me?" and they respond;
"Yes."
"Oui."
"Sí."
"Ja."
What do French people smoke?
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