"woof" guy replies
Pirate replies “arrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”
So dey can Scandinavian.
All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.
"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"
Or worse yet, get kilt.
Two ayes are better than one.
Aye-aye captain.
Opposed?
Because a “b” comes after it!
Aye Matey!
They’re just looking for a father figure
Because they always get lost at C.
These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Names such as:
Baa-bara
Wool Smith
EWE-NICE
Brittney Shears
John Sebastian Baach
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
Baby pirate: *poops*
Captain: Arrrgh who pooped
Baby Pirate: Aye Aye
They both like Yarrrrrr'n
A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”
The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”
The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking “How’d you get that?”
“Aye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”
The sailor responded with “That’s not as impressive as the first two”.
“Aye, it was me first day with me hook.”
<pirate voice>
You think it be the “R”, but it be the “C”
The cornea the better
R, I, and the seven c’s
Two guys were walking down the street towards one another, the second guy bumps into the first guy and the first guy goes "Ayee, watch it. I'm Walken 'ere" and the second guy goes "oh, sorry Christopher"
They’re going to call it the iAye
The high C.
She drinks straight from the bottle
Friend - " Rrrrr "
Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "
Aye Matey.
Aye, matey
"AYE MATEY."
Aye, matey!
AYE MATEY!
Aye matey.
Because they get lost at C
Aye Matey
You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt.
Aye Matey!
Aye Matey
