Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!

Captain: *are

Text adaptation of this

I wish this was my joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremely_4getful
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A guy says he taught his dog Morse code. "Aye right Show me." Mate says. Guy turns to dog and asks "who's been a good boy then?" Dog uses paw on ground. Tap tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap pause tap pause tap long pause tap tap tap pause tap. "what he say?" Mate asks

"woof" guy replies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedDogBoyMark
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Aye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/acadiel
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Aye
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hufflepuff4332
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So a vowel saves another vowel's life. The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants bartender says β€œaye mate you have a steering wheeling hanging from your pants”

Pirate replies β€œarrrgh I know and it’s driving me nuts!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaSnookGuy23
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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A pirate was complaining about the ship's wheel stuck to the front of his pants. "Aye, I don't know how this wheel got here..."

"...but I tells ya this; it drives me nuts!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydr0n1um
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out.

Or worse yet, get kilt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why do pirates say "aye aye Captain"?

Two ayes are better than one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apocalypticcow
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2018
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What do you call the leader of a group of aye-ayes?

Aye-aye captain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LambentEnigma
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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All in favor of making horse sounds say "aye"!

Opposed?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U-pu-36-ESM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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What has aye's and nay's?

A horse!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/traal
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2016
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Why is the letter A like a flower?

Because a β€œb” comes after it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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How do you cut the sea?

With a see-saw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arl107
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geek_fest
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?

They’re just looking for a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillygurf2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?

Because they always get lost at C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_soul1
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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
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A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic…

But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What grade do pirates get in school

High seas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emmaallyssa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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are there any Sheep Puns that could be used to name a Sheep?

Names such as:

Baa-bara

Wool Smith

EWE-NICE

Brittney Shears

John Sebastian Baach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LUIGIISREAL2017
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What’s a pirates favorite letter?

Wait for it....

You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!

(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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came up with this when i was seven so its gonna suck

Baby pirate: *poops*

Captain: Arrrgh who pooped

Baby Pirate: Aye Aye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thekakaface
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do Cats and Pirates both have in common?

They both like Yarrrrrr'n

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar and it was at that moment that he realized that his patch was on the wrong eye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
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Baa, coo, baa, coo. Why do i bother?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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A pirate dad joke

A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg, asking β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.”

The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.”

The sailor then pointed to the pirate’s eyepatch, again asking β€œHow’d you get that?”

β€œAye, a bird flew by and shat in me eye.”

The sailor responded with β€œThat’s not as impressive as the first two”.

β€œAye, it was me first day with me hook.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DelaneyElias
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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What is a pirates favorite letter?

<pirate voice>

You think it be the β€œR”, but it be the β€œC”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1NJ4N33R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I like jokes about the eyes

The cornea the better

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arceist_Justin
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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What’s the 9 letters of the pirate alphabet? (CORNY ALERT)

R, I, and the seven c’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImStayingForNow
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A joke I came up with when I was waking up this morning.

Two guys were walking down the street towards one another, the second guy bumps into the first guy and the first guy goes "Ayee, watch it. I'm Walken 'ere" and the second guy goes "oh, sorry Christopher"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninjalord25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.

They’re going to call it the iAye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RockhardManstrong
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is a pirates favourite musical note?

The high C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rimjobsarentbad
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My Grandma is 96 years old and she still doesn't need glasses

She drinks straight from the bottle

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Title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alzaphoon
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Me - "Whats a pirates favorite letter of tha alphabet?"

Friend - " Rrrrr "

Me - " aye ye think that but it be the C "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geoharp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwissCheeto
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What did Blackbeard say when he turned 80?

Aye, matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gl3nnsth3man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hombre_sabio
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnt7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?

Because they get lost at C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infernonebula
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obamacheesus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Never run with bagpipes

You could put an aye out, or worse yet, get kilt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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