The second doctor responds, "Suture self."
Can someone tell me the name of the 80s sitcom set in a bar with Ted Danson, cheers
1 Mrs. Hippie, 2 Mrs. Hippie, 3 Mrs. Hippie...
I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill. "Do I really want this money going to drugs?", I thought to myself. "Nah." So I gave him the $20.
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.
the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only a whim away, a whim away...
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.
Nah, I’mma stay.
They are the wurst.
I asked her if it tasted like sit.
But then I thought....
Nah, I should do batter.
So I told her, “So, do you want me to leave and come back?”
But at the door there was a sign saying no chocolate allowed. M&M hesitates.
"Hey guys, I might skip this one. I'm a chocolate. I'll catch you guys later" Skittle and Jelly Bean protest. "Nah man, you'll be fine, you're candy on the outside. Come in with us, it'll be fun!" Says his cousin Skittle. "Yeah, if anyone has a problem with you, we'll look after you" says Jelly Bean.
M&M decides he will go in, encouraged by his friends. They all have a good time, and no one mentions anything about M&M being chocolate on the inside.
The night is going well then suddenly the front door bangs open and in walks Vick and his gang of vapour drops. The party goes quiet as Vick surveys the room. His eyes stop on M&M.
"What the fuck are you doing M&M? Can't fucking read the sign? No chocolate allowed."
"But I'm candy on the outside, it's OK, right guys?" Protests M&M weakly. Jelly Bean and Skittle back off into the shadows, leaving M&M by himself.
" I think we need to teach this smart ass chocolate a fucking lesson, let's take this outside." Says Vick.
The vapor drops grab M&M and drag him outside and start beating him up, cracking his shell through to his chocolate. The gang walk away leaving M&M barely conscious on the lawn.
The next day in hospital, Jelly Bean and Skittle come to visit their friend, feeling bad for him. "Why didn't you guys stick up for me?" Asks M&M. "Man, you know Vick, there was nothing we could do, he's fucking menthol."
I told them "Nah. Z."
Mississippi.
He said “Nah, that’s a freebie”
Son: Hey day, you wanna go for a run?
Me: Nah, my Keen hurts.
Son: You mean your knee?
Me: Yeah, my Knee got dislocated.
'Chicago?'
'Nah, she passenger.'
All the seals!
The groundsman said "Morning"
I said "Nah, I'm just having a piss"
Aussie Soldier - Nah mate, came 'ere yesterdie.
Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.
Too many cheetahs!
Nah it’s too cheesy
I looked at them an said “nah...imma stay”
"Cash or charge?"
The duck replies, "Nah....Just put it on my bill!"
An orphanage.
Dad: It's a hard job, you've got to learn the ropes Me: nah it's easy, all you have to do is to pull some strings
Tricycle " I'm too tired".
Bicycle " nah I'm two tired, but at least you tried"
(Dunno if it's a repost but my 6yo son told me this last night)
